The Tundra Wars – Chapter III

Chapter III

The helicopter made it to the RPND Elmikey safely. As soon as it arrived Furbur, Clear, and Link headed inside. Inside there were two soldiers standing around a desk, one of them was speaking on a phone.

“We have the numbers in place, we can’t turn back now,”. Upon seeing the arrival of the three navymen the soldier put down the phone momentaraly. “Niel,” said Furbur, in recigniton of his old friend. “Hello Furbur, I have Ziehen on the phone, hes cancelling the operation,” said Niel. THey all looked shock. “Put me on the phone,” said Furbur. Niel handed over the phone. “Listen, we have everything in place for this operation. Dragon can hold the base together that’s why you put him incharge of operations there,” Furbur paused while Ziehen spoke and then hung up.

“He’s canceling it… Says that our troops would be better sent to the base to help defend it,”. No one spoke. Then the other soldier who had been with Niel spoke up, “So? The operation isn’t flawed. If we go in there and we win then we will be praised as heroes, if we don’t go in there at all we still have to deliver the troops to shore. Why not just continue the operation?,”. Everyone paused as if to consider this option. Furbur took a look at this other soldier, who he could tell by the uniform was in the air force with Niel. He glimpsed at his dogtag, it read Alex N.

“Well, Alex… We’d all be risking our careers. Ziehen is wrong to cancel the operation, he isn’t here with us, he doesn’t know firsthand what’s going on, but can we risk our careers?,”. THey all paused once again to consider this. Then Clear spoke up, “I think we should do it. Listen, BB wants us to stay in our base. If we don’t do this they’ll just attack again and again.,”.

“Then it’s settled,” said Niel. “Let’ get going! Alex, myself and another pilot by the name of Worky will be commanding 3 squads up in the air. Squads of marines will be going to shore on the western edge of the island via the deathlypads. They’ll be led by Blak Mafias and Reaperdrone. The air force will supply support on all sides of the island. We want to get going at 5 am in the morning which gives us just over 2 hours. Clear, Link, you two need to be airlifted to your separate vessels you’ll be commanding,”.

“Niel, there is a problem,” said Furbur. “K310 was supposed to take command of the DD’s on the north end of the island. He didn’t make it onto the helicopter,”. “Not a problem, a great captain, Jedimaster17, is just downstairs, I trust her completely to take command of the DDs,” said Niel. Furbur nodded in agreement, as he had met Jedi on several occasions. “Well, let’s all head off then. We can sleep tomorrow if all goes well,”.

The Tundra Wars – Chapter II

Chapter II

It was around 2 am in the morning and Link, K310, and Clear were making their way to the landing pad where they would be airlifted to the RPND Elmikey. Suddenly they heard a distant crash. “What was that?,” said K310. They all looked in the direction of the noise. Clear shrugged and continued walking on. The others soon followed.

Only minutes later they found themselves shoved up against the wall. About 20 soldiers were rushing down the halls. There was another crash, not a crash but an explosion, and much closer this time. Gunfire broke out. BB was making a raid on the headquarters.

The supreme commander incharge of the tundra forces was shouting orders, “Bleu, they’ve made it through one of the walls. Flank around the corner and take them out,”. Clear nudged Link to look up. M4 in her hand, Bleu Missy fired, nailing 3 BB soldiers in the chest. That was it for Link, he ran and grabbed a gun and went to help. K310 scowled, “Were supposed to meet Furbur, it was a direct order,”. Clear took another look up at Bleu. “I think Furbur would want us to help defend against BB,” he said, and then fetched a gun and went to join the battle.

The newly established  RPF  base in tundra was not very strong yet. The old one had been destroyed by WW in a previous war, and RPF had had little time to build a new one. As a result if BB could successfully get into the surrounding areas of the fort all they had to do was use explosives to get through a few walls and they would be inside the fort. That is just what thay had done.

“Defend the opening,” shouted Dragon. Link and Bleu were dangerously placed on either side of the opening. Clear crawled into position and began firing. “LINK,” shouted Clear. There was a BB soldier taking aim at Link. Clear had to act fast. He slid across the floor and kicked Link’s legs out from under him. Then daringly he popped out for a mere second and shot the BB soldier in the chest.

Then from around the corner came Furbur. Just as he arrived a grenade began flying in. “MOVE!,” he shouted. Clear and Link half crawled to the other end of the room. Furbur and Bleu ran down the rubble covered floors and got down as the grenade hit the ground.

Furbur looked up. Smoke and dust filled the air. “Clear, Link!,” he shouted. “Were here,” came the voice that Furbur recognized to be Clear’s. Gunshots were still being fired and they could still hear Dragon shouting, but it all seemed miles away as Furbur realized that Bleu was unconscious. “Shit,” he yelled. “Alright, you two crawl over here, we have to make it to the helicopter.,”. They made it over to Furbur, swiftly. “Alright, she has to go to the infirmary, that’s on the way to the landing pad. As soon as this dust clears were open targets we have to move fast. Let’s GO,”.

They moved swiftly. The infirmary was near the center of the building. BB forces hadn’t gotten that far yet, but as the smoke and dust cleared The three navymen saw that BB meant business. The infirmary was crowded with the wounded. Furbur dropped Bleu on an empty bed and motioned to the nurse to make sure she was alright. But they couldn’t stick  around.

“Sir, would this really be the best time to leave?,” asked Clear. Furbur hesitated, “Clear… I think the current situation should show us all that tundra needs stability. This operation should ensure it,”. The three of them boarded the helicopter. Then it dawned on all of them. Link spoke “Shit! Where is K310?,”. But it was to late, they were already in the air.

The Tundra Wars – Chapter I

Chapter I

Darkness was falling in tundra as Clear Ice sat on his bunk reading the latest news from tuxedo. The latest edition of the RPF Times said that Ziehen was attempting to negotiate a peace agreement between RPF, WW, FGR, and BB, and end the bloodshed on tundra. Just then Clear’s dorm mate, Fere walked in. “I see you’re reading it. Hard to imagine peace while us, BB, and WW try to blow each others f*cking heads off, while FGR relentlessly kisses the ass of whoever seems to be winning”. Clear chuckled. “Oh, and you’re wanted in Furbur’s office, straight away,”. “Do you know why,” asked Clear. “No idea,”.

Clear jogged through the RPF headquarters in tundra. Furbur27 was the leader of RPF’s navy forces in tundra, and his office was located on the eastern side of the building, a good distance away. Somewhat out of breath, Clear arrived to find Furbur there along with Pengin Link, and K310, two other navy officers. “Have a seat,” said Furbur.

“I’ve brought you here to give you assignments for our campaign to bring stability back to the city. We’re going to be airlifted from here to the RPND Elmikey. From there K310, you’ll take command of the Dragon Dreadnoughts. Link, you’ll take command of the ECB’s. Clear, you’ll be down in command of the deathlypads, I’ll be commanding from the Elmikey. The deathlypads will advance to the western side of the island and wait for my orders. Link, the ECB’s will be facing heavy resistance from WW on the north side of the island. The DD’s will advance to the southern end of the island and take on BB’s forces. The air force will be supplying constant support. Resistance should be minimal. Batallions of marines will enter the island from the deathlypads. The air force will supply support. We will take to the air in 3 hours under trhe cover of darkeness,”.

“Sir, what about Ziehen’s peacekeeping efforts?,” asked Link. Furbur snorted. “We all know those are a joke. If Ziehen was any good at peacekeeping then war wouldn’t have broken out 6 god damn weeks after he thought he had reached an agreement,”. No one spoke. “You’re all dismissed. We have two hours and 57 minutes. If you have anything to do, do it now,” Furbur ushered Clear, K310, and Link to the door, and closed it behind them.

I declare this website a piece of RPF history

I hereby declare this website a vital piece of RPF history.

Green Converse

Alright, lets be honest. Convers are the kewlest shoes ever. And green converse are pretty sweet right? But I need your opinions. Here’s the question:

Do you think Green Converse are the Jim Jam?

For the record, Jim Jam means kewl. Kewl means cool. Only Kewler. I need you to vote Are green shoes the jim jam? Comment below!

Clear Ice 42, Green Converse are so the Jim Jam

The Rebellion: Part I: Chapter I

Everyone else is doing it, so I decided to write a CP army story. I think it will sorta be based on actual events in RPF, and what part I had in them, if any. So let’s call it historical fiction.

 

The Rebellion: Part I: Chapter I: Collapse

In everyone’s life, they reach a defining point very early. A point where they could turn to one side of life, or go another way. Late on a may night, during WWIII, Furbur27 was at that point.

He could choose to continue in his beloved army, but the army that had betrayed him. Or, he could go join these rebels of the RPF, and fight the evil, toast stealing UMA. As his commanding officer stood over him, Furbur27 knew where to go.

As the fight raged on and the vikings broke through another Roman line, he knew where to go. Furbur raised his gun and fired aimlessly into the mass of vikings. He heard one of the generals shouting, “Pull back, lads, pull back!,”. Furbur joined the mass of Romans going toward the forest.

Suddenly, thge dojo collapsed, everythinhg went dark as the lamps went out, shots were being fired aimlessly, and both armies were utterly disoriented. Everyone was shouting, and suddenly the Roman next to him tried to move. As he moved the a heavy board that had been resting dangerously against what was left of a wall collapsed. It collapsed straight ontop of Furbur, and he dropped to the ground, passed out amongst the other bodies and shatters of wood.

My Promotion

My brothers at arms,

Today I have been officialy promoted to Lil’ Commando. So I have a little more responsibility now, and I’m not the Navy warlord anymore. But I will still be here checking in alot. I don’t know who the new warlord is, but whoever it is, respect them ok? Stay strong, fight the good fight.

-Clear Ice 42 RPF Lil’ Commando

Good job people!

Hellllllllllllooooooo Navy soldiers! It’s time for everybody’s favorite Warlord, CLEAR ICE 42!!! *Applause* Thank you! Thank you! Your too kind! Just figured I would let everybody know they’re doing a great job. The Navy is still (and always will be) the finest branch in the USRPF. I’m proud of you all, keep up the good work. And for everybody’s personal enjoyment, here is an RPF recruitment poster I made. It isn’t my best work but thats because I couldn’t figure out how to put ZIM in the RPF uniform. Normally my sketches of him are much better.

Clear Ice 42 RPF Navy Warlord

Practice battle

So the RPF had a practice battle with the RFW…(which the rfw should stand for retarted fat wet willies)…
So we fought for a while … then… they STOPPED MOVING…Permanantly…we kept fighting…so later we ALL called it a tie…but apparently….Woton.. later said rfw won…SO retarted… that’s almost as retarted as acp is getting to be…[and to think we actually were good allys with them at one point(the acp)]..

Mario-The Smart one

Hello everyone!

I Will be posting here from now on… updating the Rpf navy about:

Other Armys

How annoying Acp is.

Kyle news

How bored I am

So…what’s up with you?

                                    I will try to post as much as I can (but not too much)

 

                         -Mario the chosen one